Wednesday

Bail for my kids....

Okay ...in a bizzare effort to find something on TV last night that was NOT Pokemon...we landed on...wait for it......DOG the Bounty Hunter. After trying to explain the process of court dates, bail, bondsmen and bounty hunters in an AGE appropriate way (yes, impossible I know) we watched as an ex-surfer turned heroine addict was captured. This was followed by another conversation about drugs, rehab and why people are homeless. And I survived all this and was feeling like 'hey this show is actually a pretty good conversation starter' and thinking "I handled all that pretty darn well"...when Beth (Dog's wife) comes on the screen in a gravity defying top, exposing her Triple F breasts for the world (and my sons) to see. And Jack says...'that looks like a butt in front". And all I could do is agree. I mean what Nasa developed bra is this woman wearing? And more importantly where can I get it?....after a few minutes her breasts became so distracting we all decided to change the channel. Back to Pokemon. Which after all this, I was happy to watch. I didn't have to explain one more thing. Lesson learned. Pokemon it is kiddies. You win.

6 comments:

ThatGirl said...

I have a weird size (40C) and was happy enough to find a bra at Target. What in the world does she do, make her own?

That's crazy. And I need Dog to cut those braids, Indian heritage and all.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I've seen a guy in our local grocery store who is the spitting image of DOG. The hair, glasses, the way he dresses...the whole nine yards. But it's not him. I don't know why that would be a look to strive for.

Scary Mommy said...

LOL! I walked into bed a few nights ago to find my husband watching Clifford. He said it was the best thing on- After searching every channel I had to agree. So, two adults went to bed watching Clifford together. Oy.

Ann said...

Bounty Hunter, huh?
Almost a "Scared Straight" for the new generation. (And I include her boobs in that comment!)

❉ pixie ❉ said...

The giant white orb in that picture is the only thing I can look at. How about throwing on a sweatshirt Beth?

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