Thursday
I am no Moses....
New to Mommy Blogging? Here is the unwritten (until now) set of commandments followed by nearly all bloggers of the genre.
Thou shall be brutally honest- even at the risk of having to look like a bad mom. This is our purpose to help others feel like it is totally and completely normal to eat a Cheerio off the ground because it was easier than going to throw it away.
Thou shall not post photos of girlfriends without their prior approval or veto-or at least total Photoshop rights.
Thou shall not expect the husband to actually read the blog. And if he does stumble upon it occasionally-do not be surprised if he is not amused by the rant post discussing his snoring problem.
Thou shall post often. Or make an attempt to post regularly least the readers move on to some other Mommy blogger who is funnier and perhaps more insightful (we are an insecure group)
Thou shall link to other Mommy Bloggers to help further the camaraderie of the Momfia.
Thou shall respect the tagging/challenge/photo dare by a fellow blogger. Least you lose your credibility and standing in said Momfia and/or M.O.B.
Thou shall not write anything, about anybody if they would not say it to their face. Even if you are talking about someone famous- trust me on this you really have no idea who reads your blog, and no idea who you will meet later in life.
Thou shall not embarrass our children- well not really really embarrass them. After all their teachers/friends/neighbors might be reading, and the way we bloggers advertise our sites constantly- they probably are.
Thou shall not depend on comments to make or break your day. Lots of people read- and will never, ever post a comment. These are the same people who are afraid to use their credit card on line I believe. The Internet is scary-even I am afraid sometimes.
Thou shall be brief. Try to fit posts into a paragraph…nobody wants to read a novel every time they get to a blog site. Of course this post is a perfect example of TOO LONG. Provided for you as an visual sample. No need to thank me. I am a giver.
I am sure I have missed some- perhaps you can let me know what other commandments you follow…..
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9 comments:
lol those are funny, can't say I've ever abided with them as I've never been a mommy blogger :D
I am glad you put not to embarrass your children. It should be husband too. I get uncomfortable when bloggers throw their family under the bus for the purpose of a post.
Good job.
AMEN!
Now, who exactly do I need to pray to for forgiveness about ALWAYS breaking the last commandment? Because I am so so so bad with that one.
What?!? We're not supposed to expect our husbands to read our blogs?!?!?
That's one of the tougher commandments, but I'll try.
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