Friday

You've got some nerve lady...

"When you are restless, sleepless, nervous try NERVINE!"
Apparently this was quite the wonder drug-Mary's kids can practically kill each other fighting over a ball, and Mary is totally immune. I mean her kids are fighting so loud that her phone buddy even asks about them (notice the furrow in her brow too- either she is really annoyed or missed her last Botox appointment)....but nothing bothers Mary. I bet Mary's phone buddy doesn't even have kids...she has no idea what poor Mary is going through these days. Of course the woman needs drugs to make it thru the day- she has THREE kids and it looks like one of them may have given her a black eye earlier. I mean cut poor Mary some slack- she is wearing one of the kids bibs and is clearly having a bad hair day too. I say you take those liquid and effervescent tablets Mary! Don't worry, your phone buddy will watch the kids while you are in rehab.....that will teach her to complain about a little background noise!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious !!

Amy said...

wow! Gosh why doesn't she send them outside to play?

lynnjax said...

Are those phones or bongs??